I Am Peter Pan

I just got off the phone with my recruiter, and I have just requested a sooner ship date. I will keep you guys informed.



My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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can y’all shut the fuck up about snape when we had LITERALLY THE SWEETEST MAN EVER

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the deeper you go the bluer the water gets

I want to go here

wow where is this?

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